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Signs that you ain’t real
If you take more than 5 minutes to respond to a text message, you ain’t real
If you only leave two sheets of toilet paper on the roll when you done, you ain’t real
If you drink out the juice/milk carton and then put it back in the fridge, you ain’t real
If you ain’t never undressed to Nelly’s “Hot in Hurr” on your way to the shower, you ain’t real
If you pick out all the marshmallows in the Lucky Charms box and leave the boring pieces for everyone else, you is not real and you selfish
If you utilize urban dictionary more than Webster’s dictionary, you ain’t real
If you ask me what I got you for your birthday when you ain’t got me nothing, you ain’t real
If you’re not a fan of Lauryn Hill, you ain’t real
If you’re not a fan of Boosie, you ain’t real. (just kidding)
If you think Mc Donald’s fries are better than Burger King’s fries you ain’t real plus you ain’t got no tastebuds
If you never owned a pair of Air Force Ones, Baby Phats, Phatfarms or Adidas shell tops in yo life, you ain’t real
If you say “Cherry flavored” koolaid instead of calling it the red flavor, you ain’t real and you bougie.
If you ain’t never had a three course meal from free the samples in Sam’s Club then you ain’t real and you think you too good.
If you ain’t ever stolen a grape from the grocery store, you ain’t real either
If you ain’t ever had to chase down the ice cream truck on a hot summer’s day, you is not real
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i have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
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